If meals were like sitcoms... I wouldn't eat anything anyone else I know eats? I would eat what most people think are really obscure foods, but geeks think are common place (sushi, I guess)? I would mostly eat food that hasn't been made since the 80s? Most people would eat their Friends? Food would pass its' sell-by date after the first three seasons? British food would totally kick American foods ass? And then Americans' would make replicas of the British food, but really, really badly? The vast majority would be really, really bland? I could keep going with more ways this comic could have gone? Please? =D

The Larry David sandwich would disagree with you over small details.