"Windowless Curtains"
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GUY
Not much of a view.
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CURTAINS
I was thinking the same thing.
8
GUY
Oh?
9
CURTAINS
Yeah. You're not much to look at.
10
GUY
Well...
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GUY
You have no purpose.
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CURTAINS
And you do?
13
GUY
I... I do stuff.
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CURTAINS
Wow. I'm impressed.
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GUY
Well, what do you do?
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CURTAINS
I remind humans how stupid they are.