20100129 "Window Fairy" INT. BY A WINDOW GIRL What are you looking at? GUY Outside. GIRL What's outside? GUY Everything. GIRL You need to get out more. GUY And the Window Fairy. GIRL The Window Fairy? GUY Yes, the Window Fairy. GUY She comes every morning. GUY She lands right there on that window seal. GIRL It's not window seal, it's window pane. GUY A pane? It can't be a pane. The pane is the glass. It has to be a seal. GIRL How can it be a seal? What is it sealing? GUY It's sealing the window to the bottom part there. GIRL You need to learn how - GUY Hold on, she's coming. GIRL What does a Window Fairy do? GUY Many different things. GUY This one in particular, however, is an English Window Fairy. She gives me English advice. ENGLISH WINDOW FAIRY Window sill. It's a window sill.

I have a feeling a few English Comment Fairies might show up for this post. -swb January 29th '10