"Who Decides Who Makes The Voting Machines"
The voting machines are miscounting the votes?
Isn't that the primary purpose of a voting machine?
Maybe we should hire NASA to make the voting machines.
They seem to have mastered that whole infinitesimally tiny margin of error thing.
We have devised a voting system so flawless that we can without a lepton of doubt herald a new era of accurate democracy.
The votes have been tabulated and the new president of the United States of America is...
Neil deGrasse Tyson of the newly formed Science Party.
With his running mate, Bill Nye - The Science Guy.
Hey. Why are you all looking at me like that?
Neil deGrasse Tyson / Bill Nye