Do we really have to run?
Running is necessary.
I honestly think we're safe from the lava.
I wonder if you could roast marshmellows over lava.
It's marshmallow, not mellow.
Pronunciation? Seriously? We're running from a volcano.
We're running for cardio.
Volcanoes don't move.
But they do run!
OH crap! Too much inertia for a booyah!
My ankle! I think it's broken!
Oh, dear god, help!
The lava! It's coming!
Hey! You're running the wrong way!
I feel as though I could benefit from assistance!
Impending doom? Anybody?
How about lunch? Anyone want to bring me lunch?
Okay everyone, the lava appears to have cooled, but the ankle situation remains!
That guy was a jerk, I mean hey what if that other guy is really hurt. Although he's probably just hella lazy, what if he has a sprained ankle from all that cardio? Many people die from exercising you know.