A guy and a girl are in bed.
Are you sure you want to do this?
Are you kidding?
I've been waiting my entire life for this.
And by my entire life, I mean since puberty.
And by waiting, I mean watching pornography non-stop.
Alright, don't be nervous. I'll do all the work.
INT/EXT. STANDING TALKING
I don't think we should see each other anymore.
What?! Because of last night?
You *knew* that was my first time! I promise I'll get better!
That's the problem - you were way too good. There's no way you're a virgin.
Four hours straight? At least make it believable.
I can't be with someone who lies to me.
INT. GUY'S COMPUTER ROOM
GUY is yelling in rage as he smashes his PC.
Virgin Dec 21, 2010
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This actually happened to me, except the girl wasn't blonde.