EXT. CATERPILLAR TALKING TO SPIDER TALK
Are you going to eat me?
Don't worry. I'm a vegetarian.
I remain skeptical.
Don't get me wrong. I likes me some insect juice.
But it's a moral issue. I believe it's wrong to kill.
Wow. That's a relief.
EXT. ZOOM OUT
GUY viciously stomps on SPIDER.
Hey! Don't murder things!
If he was bigger he would have eaten me.
Vegetarian Spider Sep 14, 2010
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This is why I live in an area without any indigenous vegetarian spiders. I can stomp freely.