"Vegetarian Spider"
EXT. CATERPILLAR TALKING TO SPIDER TALK
CATERPILLAR
Are you going to eat me?
SPIDER
Don't worry. I'm a vegetarian.
CATERPILLAR
I remain skeptical.
SPIDER
Don't get me wrong. I likes me some insect juice.
SPIDER
But it's a moral issue. I believe it's wrong to kill.
CATERPILLAR
Wow. That's a relief.
EXT. ZOOM OUT
GUY
Arachnid! Kiiiill!
GUY viciously stomps on SPIDER.
GIRL
Hey! Don't murder things!
GUY
F.U. SPIDER!
If he was bigger he would have eaten me.