When i say I'm Sammin it they say "Salmon it?"

Aw. I can't tell people I'm 'Jacking' it without getting strange looks from them

It would be 'Steveing' You know, since it's a name.

Did Tech Dude just tell Dude he had a raging boner?

I think it should be "Steving", since the E is silent I'm pretty sure you would drop it before adding your -ing....i'll have to consult my grammar texts and get back to you... ^_^ (see "hope - hoping, dance - dancing, wake -waking, etc...")