INT./EXT. SPACE WHITE DUDE #1 standing. NARRATOR I am the average person. I liked Transformers. I am interested in Brad and Angelena. I would rather consume than produce. I just want someone to take care of me. I think it's funny when someone is kicked in the balls. I will steal from you if I can get away with it. I have a lot of pride in myself. I'm kind of an asshole.