"Tech Support (Part II): Spyware"
CUSTOMER CHICK
My Firefox browser materialized as an actual fox that attacked me in my sleep before eating my pet gerbil and escaping into the night.
TECH DUDE
Yeah, that's a common issue. Have you tried clearing your cookies?
CUSTOMER CHICK
The fox returns every night, jumps through a random window, and defecates on my computer desk.
TECH DUDE
Hmm. Sounds like you might have spyware.
CUSTOMER CHICK
Oh, no! Here it comes now! It's never happened in the day!
TECH DUDE
Quickly - on the menu bar, click tools, then options. Your life may depend on it.
CUSTOMER CHICK
Menu bar? Aaaa! It's eating my leg! I've never seen so much bl-
TECH DUDE
Or, right. They hid the menu bar a few versions ago.
TECH DUDE
Okay, just press the ALT key once. Hello? You there?
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Tech Support (Part II): Spyware
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