"Tech Dude Loses His Glasses" CHRISTIAN GIRL T.D., where are your glasses? TECH DUDE I lost them. Have you seen them? CHRISTIAN GIRL No. Where was the last place you saw them? TECH DUDE Less than an inch away from my face. CHRISTIAN GIRL Where do you *usually* put them when you take them off? TECH DUDE My dear digital god, that's brilliant! TECH DUDE They're probably *exactly* where I left them! CHRISTIAN GIRL There's no need for sarcasm. TECH DUDE I'd say there's a *little* need. CHRISTIAN GIRL Go look for your glasses, blind man. TECH DUDE No. It's too ironic. You find them. CHRISTIAN GIRL How am I supposed to find them if I don't know where to look? TECH DUDE You're going to have to do a brute force search. Title-text: Search your feelings... (the Luke Force Search)