_A million dollars?_
And you're all the way over in _Rome?_
I don't know man...
It's your _wife._
Yeah, but that seems like a lot of work.
She doesn't even cook.
And I'd have to come alone?
So, I'd have to get plane tickets.
And how I am supposed to get that much money on a plane?
And don't you have to get a passport when you go to other countries?
There's probably a long line for that.
Honestly, if I came alone, you'd probably kill me _and_ my wife.
Look, man. I'm swamped at work right now and the logistics of this thing are a nightmare.
Can you call back in a couple weeks? I'll have more time around Thanksgiving.