"Taken" _A million dollars?_ And you're all the way over in _Rome?_ I don't know man... It's your _wife._ Yeah, but that seems like a lot of work. She doesn't even cook. And I'd have to come alone? Yes. So, I'd have to get plane tickets. And how I am supposed to get that much money on a plane? And don't you have to get a passport when you go to other countries? There's probably a long line for that. Honestly, if I came alone, you'd probably kill me _and_ my wife. Look, man. I'm swamped at work right now and the logistics of this thing are a nightmare. Can you call back in a couple weeks? I'll have more time around Thanksgiving.