Have no fear! For I am... SUPERSUPERMAN!
You can't be serious.
I am from the planet Super Krypton.
It's like Krypton with ten times the gravity!
Which makes me ten times stronger than you, Superman.
Aw, c'mon, man. I got a good thing going on here.
And "Supersuperman"? How creative is _that?_
About as creative as "Superman".
Why don't you just go to _my_ home planet?
You'll still be a superhero there!
Your home planet exploded.
In my defense, that was technically before I was born.