"Sticks and Stones" STONES DUDE My pile is better than your pile. STICKS DUDE This isn't a competition. STONES DUDE Everything is a competition. And my pile is better. Waaay better. STICKS DUDE It's kind of lopsided. STONES DUDE I am creating a base upon which to stack further stones. STICKS DUDE Looks more like you're creating a target upon which to puke upon. STONES DUDE Hey. Don't hurl on my rocks. STICKS DUDE You're right. They're not even any good as throwin' up targets. (some time has passed) STICKS pile is still small, but STONES pile towers into the sky. STONES DUDE Hey. Remember that time you said that my pile wasn't even a decent vomit target? Well.. now you couldn't spew on this thing and miss. Wait. That was a bad comeback. And I've had so long to think about it too. Hold on. I wrote down a couple backup comebacks on the back of this rock. Okay. Your pile actually looks like upchuck. Hold on. This next one much is better honestly. You could split *puke* arrows with *this* pile. ...because you said "target". A little Robin Hood reference there. STICKS DUDE You know what? You're right. I'd puke on that pile anytime. STONES DUDE Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. STICKS DUDE (shouting loudly) Avalanche! (rocks begin falling)