"Sticks and Stones"
My pile is better than your pile.
This isn't a competition.
Everything is a competition. And my pile is better.
It's kind of lopsided.
I am creating a base upon which to stack further stones.
Looks more like you're creating a target upon which to puke upon.
Hey. Don't hurl on my rocks.
You're right. They're not even any good as throwin' up targets.
(some time has passed)
STICKS pile is still small, but STONES pile towers into the sky.
Remember that time you said that my pile wasn't even a decent vomit target?
Well.. now you couldn't spew on this thing and miss.
Wait. That was a bad comeback.
And I've had so long to think about it too.
Hold on. I wrote down a couple backup comebacks on the back of this rock.
Okay. Your pile actually looks like upchuck.
Hold on. This next one much is better honestly.
You could split *puke* arrows with *this* pile.
...because you said "target".
A little Robin Hood reference there.
You know what? You're right. I'd puke on that pile anytime.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
(rocks begin falling)
Sticks and Stones Sep 20, 2010
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... but words can't hurt me.. Correction, they did.