"I have a stenographic itinerary." TECH DUDE Dude, these directions make no sense. What does "GXT" mean? DUDE It means turn left at the second intersection. (T.D. rages) TECH DUDE Second intersection after what? DUDE I don't know. (T.D. rages) TECH DUDE There's like four GTXs. Wouldn't that be a circle? DUDE Sometimes GTX means turn right. (T.D. rages) TECH DUDE Well, what's with the picture of the ogre stabbing the stop sign? DUDE That's a just a doodle. TECH DUDE In a vat of lava, Dude. I will personally drop you in. DUDE Relax, Tech Dude. Your anger prevents you from understanding my directions. TECH DUDE No, I'm pretty sure logic is doing that. Although, you probably can't distinguish logic from anger, can you? DUDE Your questions are making my brain get warmer. TECH DUDE I thought so. Okay. I found the giant wagon, but I don't see the tiny bunny. DUDE The bunny is not too far from the wagon. TECH DUDE You said I would recognize the tiny bunny when I saw it. DUDE Well, duh - haven't you ever seen a tiny bunny before? TECH DUDE I've seen *real* bunnies! I don't know what this bunny looks like! DUDE It *is* a real bunny. TECH DUDE You're using wild animals as landmarks? DUDE Yes? TECH DUDE Animals move! What is *wrong* with you? DUDE How far can a bunny go in one day? TECH DUDE Very far! That is how far! Very! DUDE Bunnies only hop in short bursts. I'm sure the bunny is still around. TECH DUDE The bunny is not around! Why won't you give me an address? DUDE I don't know the address. Besides addresses change. TECH DUDE Addresses don't change! Bunnies change! DUDE Do you see a deer or a raccoon nearby? TECH DUDE I refuse to use wildlife as a locational reference point! DUDE No, I mean, you could ask the deer if he's seen the bunny. TECH DUDE A. There are no animals near my car. B. Animals do not speak English. C. Even if they could, the bunny has already moved. Therefore, it wouldn't even do any good to find him. DUDE Tech Dude. The bunny is a her, not a him. Also, if you find her, you could ask her where she was yesterday. TECH DUDE You're completely overlooking bullet points A and B! Bonus: (DEER) Excuse me, sir. Are you looking for Miss Bunny?