Narrirator: The original Stars Wars trilogy must really confuse kids today.
(two kids sitting in dark on floor, watching movie on wall-mounted tv)
Kid #1: Wow. The production values have really gone down.
TV Voice #1: Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?
TV Voice #2: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
TV Voice #1: I can arrange that.
Kid #2: But at least Lucas is finally getting a grasp on character development.