Narrirator: The original Stars Wars trilogy must really confuse kids today.
(two kids sitting in dark on floor, watching movie on wall-mounted tv)
Kid #1: Wow. The production values have really gone down.
TV Voice #1: Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?
TV Voice #2: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
TV Voice #1: I can arrange that.
Kid #2: But at least Lucas is finally getting a grasp on character development.
Star Wars Kids Jul 29, 2009
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Geez. Why are all the lightsaber battles so slow?
-swbJuly 29th '09
The long lightsaber fights are better than somebody getting choked. Jabba should have been in a lightsaber battle imo. I wanted to see what his guts looked like.