"Space Squirrels"
NARRATOR
The biggest advantage to human space travel is getting away from other humans.
INT. STARSHIP BRIDGE
CAPTAIN DUDE
Incoming transmission from the squirrels.
On screen.
SQUIRREL COMMANDER
This is Commander Walnut of the starship Fuzzy Tail.
Why have you entered Squirrel Space?
CAPTAIN DUDE and crew are laughing hysterically.
CAPTAIN DUDE
Audio off.
CAPTAIN DUDE / CREW
I can't stop laughing!
The high pitched voices kill me!
CAPTAIN DUDE
Audio on.
COMMANDER WALNUT
What is that sound you were making?
CAPTAIN DUDE
My apologies, Commander Walnut.
It's a specialized form of human communication. Pay no attention.
We apologize for the unexpected intrusion. Our navigational systems are malfunctioning.
COMMANDER WALNUT
Again!?
CAPTAIN DUDE
Our species falls short of the... intellectual capacity of the squirrel.
Perhaps, you could provide us with coordinates to the nearest human starbase?
COMMANDER WALNUT
Point your navigational systems to sector 4... 1... 3... 1... 8... 8... 1... 2...
1... 6... 9... 9...
CAPTAIN DUDE and crew are laughing hysterically.
CAPTAIN DUDE
Thank you, Commander Walnut. We'll be on our way...
COMMANDER WALNUT
Certainly. Good luck and may your nuts be plentiful.
EXT. SPACE
CAPTAIN DUDE's ship traveling away from squirrel ship.
INT. BRIDGE
CAPTAIN DUDE wipes tear from eye.
CAPTAIN DUDE / CREW
Gets better every time.
CAPTAIN DUDE / CREW
Oh, man... priceless.
NARRATOR
Of course, for every other species, this is also the main disadvantage of human space travel.