"Space Squirrels" NARRATOR The biggest advantage to human space travel is getting away from other humans. INT. STARSHIP BRIDGE CAPTAIN DUDE Incoming transmission from the squirrels. On screen. SQUIRREL COMMANDER This is Commander Walnut of the starship Fuzzy Tail. Why have you entered Squirrel Space? CAPTAIN DUDE and crew are laughing hysterically. CAPTAIN DUDE Audio off. CAPTAIN DUDE / CREW I can't stop laughing! The high pitched voices kill me! CAPTAIN DUDE Audio on. COMMANDER WALNUT What is that sound you were making? CAPTAIN DUDE My apologies, Commander Walnut. It's a specialized form of human communication. Pay no attention. We apologize for the unexpected intrusion. Our navigational systems are malfunctioning. COMMANDER WALNUT Again!? CAPTAIN DUDE Our species falls short of the... intellectual capacity of the squirrel. Perhaps, you could provide us with coordinates to the nearest human starbase? COMMANDER WALNUT Point your navigational systems to sector 4... 1... 3... 1... 8... 8... 1... 2... 1... 6... 9... 9... CAPTAIN DUDE and crew are laughing hysterically. CAPTAIN DUDE Thank you, Commander Walnut. We'll be on our way... COMMANDER WALNUT Certainly. Good luck and may your nuts be plentiful. EXT. SPACE CAPTAIN DUDE's ship traveling away from squirrel ship. INT. BRIDGE CAPTAIN DUDE wipes tear from eye. CAPTAIN DUDE / CREW Gets better every time. CAPTAIN DUDE / CREW Oh, man... priceless. NARRATOR Of course, for every other species, this is also the main disadvantage of human space travel.