"You're So Vain (You Probably Think This Comic Is About You)" MUSIC You're so vain. DUDE Yeah, I guess I am. MUSIC You probably think this song is about you. DUDE If I'm so vain, technically, _it is._ MUSIC You're so vain. DUDE No need to rub it in. MUSIC I'll bet think this song is about you. DUDE We've already established that it is. MUSIC Don't you? Don't you? DUDE Are you even listening to me? BONUS: Shut up. I'm trying to sing a song here.