It is not possible to sleep.  Jun 29, 2011
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Forgot a couple. Will add these later:

Update: added

-swb June 29th '11
132 comments on It is not possible to sleep. Post New Comment...
What about the Having-to-Sleep-Sitting-Up-Because-You're-Sick-and-Otherwise-Can't-Breathe Position?
4 years ago by Zadrya #67722
I sleep in the most awkward positions. I just ball up a blanket/pillows and wrap myself around them, usually being the most comfortable before I actually attempt sleep and then figuring out just how uncomfortable I am when I want to sleep Also, I think something's wrong with the clicky-function.
4 years ago by freaksnproud #67506
You forgot another one. "Really tall and trying to sleep on your back: Legs hang off, or head hangs off. Feel like Dr. Seus character." Yeah, I'm 6'6" ish, and I've had this problem on beds, but more commonly on couches. However I own a Subaru Legacy and if I fold down the back seats, lay with my legs in the trunk, and my head on a pillow between the front seats on the center console it doubles as an awesome camper. =)
4 years ago by Bronin #67433
Ohhh. I have adhd.
4 years ago by haruhi #67416
Finally! Someone understands why it takes me so long to fall asleep. I also have a problem with sheets. They're always either too smooth or too rough.
4 years ago by Bloo #67382
Sleeping with two other people. Freakin' impossible (at least in my bed) especially if you're in the middle. And before you get any ideas, I'm talking about my husband and my daughter (who occasionally climbs into bed with us int he wee hours of the morning).
4 years ago by Chrysshart #67374
I don?t have problems to sleep at all... I can do all that stuff... I only hate when the C.I.A. come to my house...
4 years ago by arnabiarritz #67369
I find that the best sleeping position is sitting upright during lectures and seminars. The ten minutes that you sleep while your eyes are still kind of open and you are vaguely aware of what is going on. Couple of times I have even raised my hand to answer questions without really knowing what I was doing.
4 years ago by Denk #67357
why is a spotted black banner appearing at the top of the comic when I click the image?
4 years ago by litetaker #67349
I have this problem all the time... There is no ideal position. Even zero-G has its problems... You lose sense of balance, may feel nauseated.. Ideally, suspended in air in a tightly controlled chamber to counter balance the force of gravity, so that you can freely rotate and feel supported. Or take an anesthetic and forget about it and let the drug take care of the problem...
4 years ago by litetaker #67341
Sleep in coffin... very comfortable, but can RIP sheets. Also sometimes attracts particular teenage girls... which doesn't help sleep.
4 years ago by majorpun #67337
This is why my current 'bed' is a massive sinkhole of down and cloth. Everything gets support and has somewhere to go.
4 years ago by keudo #67336
That's quite an amusing one. I personally just curl up half way between on my side and on my stomach. :P
4 years ago by Zadrya #67335
You forgot the "dead arm" on the sideways one.
4 years ago by Angelo #67326
You forgot sleeping in zero gravity! I think it really is possible, eliminating the "falling down"-problem of levitating.
4 years ago by Turion #67324
4 years ago by babla #67323