"Sixteen Doors" You are trapped inside this building. Below me are sixteen doors. Only one door goes to the outside world. Every other door leads back into this room. Your only chance of escape is to choose to correct door. You may choose unlimited doors, but I will only unlock one at a time. Will you be first to survive? Wait - the first to survive? What does that mean? Here's the catch. For each round, you all must vote on which door to enter. So what. We'll just vote on every door until we find the exit door! No one has ever chosen the correct door. Well, what do you think, guys? Which door should we start with? This seems like a trap. There has to be a reason why no one makes it to the correct door. We should ask more questions. I don't trust him. I don't think there's any reason to talk to him. He hasn't lied to us yet. He may be insane, but I don't think he's a liar. Sir? Are there any tricks to this game? Can we actually choose the correct door and escape? There are no tricks. Your destiny rests in your own hands. Having said that, you will all die from your own stupidity. Forget this guy. Let's start with the left door and work to the right. Let's start with the right door and work to the left. I want the yellow door. It doesn't matter which door we pick, as long as we pick a different one each time. Besides, it's obviously the red door. I honestly don't care. Let's all agree to vote on the red door and at least get one door over with. Agreed. Agreed. Agreed. Your votes have been tallied. The red door has won. It is now unlocked. *bzzzz* Dammit! Welcome back, my friends. Alright, now let's try the blue door. Alright. Fine. Okay. Your votes have been tallied. The blue door has won. It is now unlocked. *bzzzz* I've got a bad feeling about this. And we're back. Back so soon? Two doors down. Fourteen to go. We might as well just keep going left until we try all the doors going that way. You and your yellow door. And which door do you want? I don't know. The red door was nice. The red door? Are you crazy? We just went through the red door. I know. I'm just saying, it wasn't that bad. It wasn't that bad? It led us directly back into this god forsaken chamber of lunacy! Didn't you smell that weird smell behind the blue door? Weird smell? Yeah, and the floor was kinda sticky too. Oh my god. We're going to die in here. She's right. You can't possibly be entertaining the idea of trying the same door twice. What if he somehow moves the hallways each time? Our only chance of escape might be choosing the same door twice. Yeah, maybe that's the trick that no else figured out. Can we at least try all the doors before repeating doors? If he always moves the exit to a previously tried door, this is the only time we'll have a 50% chance of getting out of here! Hallways don't move! They're hallways! I think my husband is making some good points. Well, I think my husband is making some good points. We seem to be at an impasse. Someone needs to compromise. Fiiiiine. I'll be the bigger man. We'll go through the same freaking door twice. Well, if we're going to do the same door twice, I think we should do the blue door. Clearly we're being subtly discouraged from going back through that door. The weird smell. The sticky floor. The mysterious person who grabs your ass. It's all subtly designed to lead us to the red door. Wait - what was that about ass grabbing? I do think we're being influenced. But towards the blue door. I think our captor has anticipated your reverse psychology and placed the exit behind the red door. Why don't we just go vote and then go through whichever door wins? There's only four of us. We're obviously going to tie. I'm switching my vote to the red door, just to get this over with. Your votes have been tallied. The red door has won. It is now unlocked. This is so idiotic. Dammit! It's been twoooo days. Twooooooo days! I need something to drink soooo freakin' bad. It's obviously not the blue door. And it's obviously NOT the red door! Can we pleeeeeeeeeeeese try another door? Pleeeease! There are fourteen other doors. Pleeeeeeese! Honey. I want to support you. But I'm not going to waste my vote. If I vote for a new door, I'm just taking a vote away from the blue door. And I really think the blue door has a good chance this time. The blonde.. is right. Must.. vote.. for.. a.. winner. *cough* Except.. I.. have.. a.. good.. feeling.. about.. red.. this.. tiiiiime. *cough*