"Sideways To The Present (Part 4)" INT. DUDE's PC ROOM DUDE is on the phone with TD. TECH DUDE What about sports? DUDE There are a few players who always do good, but sports are even more random. TECH DUDE So you're going to alternate futures? Then you wouldn't be time traveling. I mean, supposedly. DUDE Tech Dude. If I go to the future, then that means I wasn't in the past. DUDE So if I go back to the past, then the future is going to be different than the one without me in the past. TECH DUDE I suppose that actually makes sense. TECH DUDE Why not bring back a superior technology and use it use to become rich and powerful? DUDE Sony! Those bastards. TECH DUDE Sony? DUDE Those bastards? TECH DUDE What about them? DUDE They've got guys watching me. Every time I bring something back, they steal it from me to make higher capacity DVDs. TECH DUDE Then, why don't you bring back a future weapon, destroy them with it, and then use that weapon to gain world power? DUDE Tech Dude. How am I supposed to get future weapons from people who have future weapons? TECH DUDE You go into the most distant future, after everyone has destroyed each other, then pick up a future weapon off of the ground. DUDE (holding future gun) Yeah, but wouldn't you be afraid to push any of the buttons? Title-text: The bottom drawer is reserved for future weapons.