"Sideways To The Present (Part 3)" INT. DUDE's PC ROOM DUDE is on the phone with TD. DUDE It's a time machine, not a cash machine. TECH DUDE You're saying you have moral objections to profiting from time travel? DUDE Of course not. I've tried it many times, but it never works. DUDE If I go forward and get the lottery numbers, they're always different when I get back. DUDE Same thing with stocks. Here are some of my notes from previous attempts. DUDE "1999: Put it all in Enron." DUDE "2004: Avoid Google; tanks badly" DUDE "2010: Avoid Tech Dude; annoying conversation" TECH DUDE Hey! DUDE Well, *sometimes* it works. Title-text: I like how Dude saves a desk drawer for his time travel notes.