This makes speeches so much better.

is it bad if most speeches sound this way to me?

this is very monty python.

If more sermons started with "Spaceships appeared deploying robots with heat seeking missiles" I might pay more attention rather then doodling or making programs on a calculator.

I was forced to recall Monty Python on that one.

Possibly passed out at the keyboard... or maybe not...

Surround your joy with love and your happiness will be filled with glee? I say burn him!!

Oh, nice hidden slide. Made me laugh. Did anyone here know that when they announced the coming of the book of 'War of the Worlds', they didn't mention that it was a book, and many states and cities got evacuated as a result?

You're on fire man! Ha!