I was thinkin'..... the problem with the Turing test is, to pass it, the computer has to convince a human, by text chat, that it itself is a human. Therefore, it must tell a terrible lie. Successfully. So basically, our criteria for computer intelligence is that it can simulate douchebaggery. This means the first "intelligent" computer will almost certainly be evil. Can someone remind me -- how are we *not* going to be immediately enslaved by these things?
Hmm. I smell another comic. That is, while I'm still allowed to make them!