"sacred document burning" CHRISTIAN GIRL So... religious people are nuts, huh? TECH DUDE Yeah. Why would anyone care if you burn a book? If I threw a Bible or Koran in the dumpster, no one would give a crap. But if I burned one, oh boy. CHRISTIAN GIRL Your problem is, those aren't sacred documents to you. TECH DUDE Believe me, it's a solution, not a problem. CHRISTIAN GIRL To, demonstrate your hypocrisy, here is a copy of your beloved C book. TECH DUDE Hey. Now we're just talking about wasting money. CHRISTIAN GIRL And *this*, is a lighter. TECH DUDE Sweety... indoor flames are never a good thing. C.G. lights book and it instantly bursts into flames. TECH DUDE Jesus! How did you get it to light up like that? CHRISTIAN GIRL Lots of hairspray. TECH DUDE Lots of... more wasted money. CHRISTIAN GIRL So you're going to pretend to be unaffected by this? TECH DUDE Pretend? The truth is, I anticipated your demonstration and switched the book jackets with my Python book. Stupid elegant whitespace indentation... who needs it. CHRISTIAN GIRL So, your point is that it's okay to disrespect other people's beliefs... ...so long as those people anticipate and prevent those acts of disrespect? TECH DUDE Yes. And now, I will take my beloved C book and go. TECH DUDE cries as he walks away holding his book, pulling back the jacket to indeed confirm it is his Python book.