you-might-also-like
20100124
"You Might Also Be Intellectually Stimulated By"

    TECH DUDE
It's an IQ based recommendation engine for social bookmarking websites.

    TECH DUDE
In order to register for an account, you have to take a basic IQ test.

    DUDE
What's that?

    TECH DUDE
Exactly.

    DUDE
I don't get it.

    TECH DUDE
Obviously, you would score somewhere in the double digits.

    TECH DUDE
This engine will then only recommend links whom *other* retards happen to like.

    TECH DUDE
If you score high, you will only see links favored by us intelligent people.

    TECH DUDE
So you will get all the LOLpics, chatroom screenshots, baby humping dogs, and sensationalized headlines you could ever want -

    TECH DUDE
- and I will get all the interesting and relevant news stories, accurate science articles, and clever programing tricks.

    TECH DUDE
Everyone is happy! Greatest idea ever?

    DUDE
What does sensationalized mean?

[Tech Dude is still working on the smugness filter.]