"Retarded (Part 1 of 2)" TECH DUDE What if that was a true a long time ago but now *everyone* *pretends* to be dumb even though *everyone* is actually smart? DUDE That's retarded. TECH DUDE See, you probably secretly agree with me, yet, to fit in, you have to say that's retarded. DUDE No, it was retarded. TECH DUDE Calling things retarded is offensive, Tech Dude. DUDE I'm sorry. That was mentally handicapped.