"Retarded (Part 1 of 2)"
TECH DUDE
What if that was a true a long time ago but now *everyone* *pretends* to be dumb even though *everyone* is actually smart?
DUDE
That's retarded.
TECH DUDE
See, you probably secretly agree with me, yet, to fit in, you have to say that's retarded.
DUDE
No, it was retarded.
TECH DUDE
Calling things retarded is offensive, Tech Dude.
DUDE
I'm sorry. That was mentally handicapped.