"Retarded (Part 1 of 2)" DUDE The smartest 2% can't talk about how smart they are or else they'll offend 98% of everyone. DUDE They can't even *act* smart. DUDE They have to act to dumb just to fit in. TECH DUDE And how would *you* know? DUDE I'm smart. TECH DUDE You're an idiot. DUDE So I've successfully fooled you.