"Plastic Honey Bee"
INT. BEE AT CHALKBOARD
SPEAKER BEE
Fellow honey bees. Our time has arrived.
Thanks to millennia of honey production and a few strategic movie deals, we have gained favor with the humans.
LISTENER BEE
Kill the humans!
SPEAKER BEE
No! That's not what this meeting is about at all.
In the past fifty years, human society has advanced significantly.
LISTENER BEE
Let's kill'em!
SPEAKER BEE
No. No killing. Just listen.
I have studied their culture and history and have came to an inescapable conclusion.
Their success is due to one thing that we don't have. Plastic.
LISTENER BEE
Let's kill them and take their plastic!
SPEAKER BEE
Who said that?
Queendammit, I will not have any further interruptions.
I propose that we convert from honey production to plastic production.
With our organizational skills, the humans will not stand a chance.
LISTENER BEE
Or, we could just kill'em.
SPEAKER BEE
For hive's sake...
Could we please try my idea first, before resorting to genocide?
NEW YORK TIMES ARTICLE
News species of plastic making bee will save manufacturers millions
Every time you try to discuss anything, there's that one guy suggesting you resort to genocide. Going to get some ice cream? Genocide. What game to play? Genocide. Out of milk? Genocide.