"Plastic Honey Bee"
INT. BEE AT CHALKBOARD
Fellow honey bees. Our time has arrived.
Thanks to millennia of honey production and a few strategic movie deals, we have gained favor with the humans.
Kill the humans!
No! That's not what this meeting is about at all.
In the past fifty years, human society has advanced significantly.
No. No killing. Just listen.
I have studied their culture and history and have came to an inescapable conclusion.
Their success is due to one thing that we don't have. Plastic.
Let's kill them and take their plastic!
Who said that?
Queendammit, I will not have any further interruptions.
I propose that we convert from honey production to plastic production.
With our organizational skills, the humans will not stand a chance.
Or, we could just kill'em.
For hive's sake...
Could we please try my idea first, before resorting to genocide?
NEW YORK TIMES ARTICLE
News species of plastic making bee will save manufacturers millions
Plastic Honey Bee Sep 25, 2010
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This is really funny. And if bees could just reform their habits, this would probably save the world from economic crises many times over.