"Pics Or Didn't Happen"
TECH DUDE
You look cute today. Can I take a picture?
CHRISTIAN GIRL
A picture? Of me? Oh, really?
CHRISTIAN GIRL blushes.
TECH DUDE
I got into this argument with this guy on the Internet.
TECH DUDE
*He* doesn't think I have a girlfriend. Unbelievable.
TECH DUDE
So, if you could just hold up this peice of paper with my username -
TECH DUDE hands CHRISTIAN GIRL piece of paper with "VictorsVector" written large with marker on it.
CHRISTIAN GIRL
You won't have one for long if you don't put that paper down.