"Pickup Graph Lines"
We all know I've got the best backrubs, but what about pickup lines?
Based on this chart... who would you choose?
I'm going to show you _another_ chart.
How about _this_ chart?
I'm going to give you _another_ chart.
CHICK holds hand up.
It doesn't really matter how you present it.
CHICK grabs napkin.
Let me give _you_ a chart.
CHICK scribbles on napkin, then shows to GUY.
But _that's_ just a picture of some woman stabbing me in the face.
Dude... This so feels like an average Saturday night for me... Except by the last panel someone has come over and said, "hey, this guy's not bothering you, is he?" Which before I thought was a line only cute old man and movie characters used.