And just when kitty thought he'd FINALLY caught one of those damn red dots

I still love this. Just letting you know.

I dislike cats, they're stinky.

thats just awful. . .which of course means full of awe . . . which of course has more awe than awesome which only has some awe . . . so it is more awesome than awesome.

Movie theatre antics, vaporizing cats, and pedantic comic strip readers.

High intensity. High power doesn't necessarily mean what you want it to mean here. Is this at all inspired by the recent success with USAF laser missile defences, I wonder?