I got tired of getting parking tickets next to my own house.
So I figured out a nice loophole in the system.
In order to give you a ticket, they must first determine that your car hasn't moved.
To accomplish this, the parking attendant marks your tire and the road with a piece of chalk, then checks back the next day.
If the marks line up, then you get a ticket.
So... you move your car once a day?
Of course not. That's what they want you to do.
You hired a dog to pee on your tire once a day?
That's absurd. I would have to feed the dog.
Or at least give it water.
My solution is far more elegant.
EXT. CAR PARKED ON STREET
PARKING LADY walks toward car with peice of chalk in hand.
First, I wait for the parking lady to go for her mark.
Then, I leap from behind my car and beat her with a bag of oranges.
GUY whacks PARKING LADY in the head with bag of oranges.
Parking Tickets Oct 25, 2010
4.7/5 from 3 ratings |
A little extra work. A lotta extra fun. (Btw, if I didn't have a ton of work to do, the bonus frame would have been an animation of Parking Lady getting beaten down orange-style.)
-swbOctober 25th '10
Really? Oranges? You have to pay for those, personally I would have used rocks. They'd work sooo much better and better yet, THEY'RE FREE!!!