"Oil"
TECH DUDE looks left, and is grimacing.
TECH DUDE looks right.
TECH DUDE looks left.
TECH DUDE looks right.
TECH DUDE looks left.
TECH DUDE looks right.
In TECH DUDE's right hand is vegetable oil.
In TECH DUDE's left hand is corn oil.
TECH DUDE now appears both perplexed and a bit sad.
Somehow I thought this was going to refer to this link(video)(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKIT_8QsFXM&t=1m01s).
I was a bit disappointed. Oh, and hi.
This real man uses sunflower oil for deep frying and fried eggs, olive oil for mediterranean dishes and sesame oill for oriental.
Real men cook, DKHDS only BBQ.