"There are no stupid questions, only malformed and/or annoying ones." GUY DUDE Do you eat ketchup or drink it? It doesn't seem like you can do either. You can only sort of dip stuff in it or put it on stuff. GIRL CHICK Yeah, I was about to say dip it. It's used in cooking sometimes, though. GUY DUDE Yeah, but neither dipping nor cooking gets it in your stomach. If you don't eat it, and you don't drink it - how does it get in there? GIRL CHICK *facepalm* You absorb it through your eyes.