"My Friend, The Alien (Part 6 of 7)" KID What? No! I'll be dead! We only live like 100 years at best! ZLORTLAX I'll just find another kid. A more evolved one. KID Hey that's no fair! I thought you were my friend! KID So, I'm just some random primate to you? ZLORTLAX Of course not. Before I leave, I shall show you the greatest technological achievement of my kind. KID Your spaceship? ZLORTLAX No. My space*van*.