"mind blown"
MIND BLOWER DUDE
One thousand dollars.
GUY
To get my mind blown?
Hmm. That's a lot.
MIND BLOWER DUDE
Well. It's pretty awesome.
GUY
Um... no offense, but isn't that just a vacuum cleaner in a box?
With some crap attached to it?
MIND BLOWER DUDE
Hmm, maybe. Do you want your mind blown or not?
GUY
How exactly will you "blow" my mind?
MIND BLOWER DUDE
First, I'll make a small incision behind and between the lobes.
Then, I'll begin what I like to call the "blowing process".
GUY
So, you stab people and blow air in their brains?
And you get away with charging one thousand dollars for this?
MIND BLOWER DUDE
Pretty much.
GUY
*MIND BLOWN*
MIND BLOWER DUDE
That'll be one thousand dollars.