I hate social engineers worse than any other occupation. You know, the guys whose sole purpose is to get people to click on their blog headers? 10 Reasons You Should Never Blindly Browse the Internet You'll Never Believe This (Click Here!) See Britney's Wardrobe Malfunction! WTF Is This Shiny Object on Mars?? etc.

What did you think it would be? Of course it is going to be a shiny rock. Haven't you ever seen a shiny rock? (determining what parts of and to what degree this comment is a joke is left as an exercise to the reader. Because *I* sure don't know!)