What are you doing?
I'm testing a theory.
My theory is that if I put myself in a vulnerable position, humans will take advantage of me.
Your theory is that people assholes?
Yes. So what are you going to do with me?
I'm having some trouble deciding between "human punching bag" and "acupuncture practice."
I think I'll play "grandfather clock" while I ponder this decision.
The problem with experimentation is that you have to survive the experiment to record the results.
Ha, ha, ha. I am in a position where I can take advantage of someone and therefore I am smart. Ha, ha.