I have devised the ultimate torture for you!
Is this because of that time I killed your father?
Let it _go_, man.
I have tied 5 people to that train track.
They are all about to die.
However, if you pull this lever, the train will transfer to a second track.
Only _one_ person is tied to the second track.
Pretty twisted, man.
What will you do?
I guess killing one person is better than killing five.
There's just ooooone little detail I forgot to mention.
The switch does nothing!
So, you just killed 5 people.
I feel bad for those people, but I'm not tortured by any guilt.
You killed them, not me.
_That's_ not the torture!
For the next three months, you'll be locked in a room with guy you tried to sacrifice!
INT. TORTURE ROOM
Two beds in closed room. GUY sits on his bed,
hands on chin, looking gloomy. SACRIFICE GUY
sits on other bed with arms out, looking frustrated.
What am I, _chopped liver?_