"It's A Bird" GUY1 It's a bird. GUY2 It's a plane. GUY1 It's clearly a bird. GUY2 Nope. It's a plane. GUY1 I can definitely see the wings flapping up and down. GUY2 That's the humidity. GUY1 No, those are the wings. If it got any closer it could poop on you. GUY2 Airplanes poop too. GUY1 It's obviously a bird. GUY2 It's plainly a plane. The bird lands on GUY1's head. GUY2 And I suppose you still think it's a bird.