"In A Rut" EXT. DESERT DITCH AT MIDDAY GUY1 Nothing to drink. Nothing to eat. No civilization in sight. I'd say we're in a rut. GUY2 I'd say, it's more of a trench. GUY1 Trench, rut, what's the difference? GUY2 A rut is a groove or a track. Possibly a furrow. GUY1 But a furrow is a trench. GUY2 So? GUY1 So, if a furrow is a trench, and a rut is a furrow, then a rut is a trench. GUY2 Look. I'm only a hallucination. I have no logical abilities. GUY1 We better get out of this rut and find some water. GUY2 Forget that. I'm a hallucination. I don't need to do jack. GUY1 But... you're a hallucination. It's just as easy for you to walk along side me as it is to sit there. GUY2 What do you know about being a hallucination... GUY1 So... I can go look for water, or stay here and possibly die trying to convince you we're in a rut? GUY2 It would seem those are your options. EXT. DESERT DITCH AT NIGHT GUY1 is alone, passed out on floor of ditch.