(dude and tech dude playing a video game) Dude: This game is confusing. Is that a real drug dealer or an undercover police officer?
Hippie Dude: Just drive over him. You can tell by the points.
(sound from video game) *smack*
Hippie Dude: Woah, 15,000 points. You must have hit a baby carriage.
Dude: Oops... I did. For some reason I kind of feel bad about that.
Dude: Hey, I heard that to die from weed you have to smoke 15,000 joints in 1 hour.
Dude: Is it possible to smoke 15,000 joints in 1 hour?
Hippie Dude: I dunno. I guess I'll try it and find out.
After Joint #11...
Dude: Joint number 12, Hippie Dude - look alive.
Hippie Dude: I can't lift my arm.
Dude: Are you going to be okay?
Hippie Dude: Cheetos... need cheetos.
Hippie Dude Almost Dies Jul 31, 2009
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Okay, so weed won't kill you, but what about that poor bag of cheese puffs?