"Not So Happy Halloween" GUY I'm not *going* to any Halloween parties. GUY I wasn't even *invited* to a Halloween party. GUY Just go away. I hate everyone. ANOTHER GUY Disgruntled anti-social nerd wallowing in self-pity! GUY You guessed it! Everyone at Halloween party claps. Title-text: Of course my personal story ends with the first two lines.