"Not So Happy Halloween"
GUY
I'm not *going* to any Halloween parties.
GUY
I wasn't even *invited* to a Halloween party.
GUY
Just go away. I hate everyone.
ANOTHER GUY
Disgruntled anti-social nerd wallowing in self-pity!
GUY
You guessed it!
Everyone at Halloween party claps.
Title-text: Of course my personal story ends with the first two lines.