"hair cut"
GUY
Just a hair cut.
BEAUTICIAN CHICK
How do you want it cut?
GUY
Shorter please.
BEAUTICIAN CHICK
But what specifically do you want?
GUY
Scissors?
BEAUTICIAN CHICK
Can you be more specific?
GUY
Whatever you think looks good.
BEAUTICIAN CHICK
How much should I take off?
GUY
Do you have any prior training you could draw from here?
BEAUTICIAN CHICK
Well, I need to know how short you want it.
GUY
Whatever you think looks good.
BEAUTICIAN CHICK
Hey, it's your hair, not mine.
GUY
Who are cares what *I* think? You're the one with the boobs.
BEAUTICIAN CHICK
At least I'm not acting like a boob.
GUY
Look. Just pretend I'm your boyfriend and you're giving me a makeover.
BEAUTICIAN CHICK
I don't think we should see each other any more.
GUY
Breakup sex?
BEAUTICIAN CHICK
Get out.
GUY
Breakup hair wash?
Your problem is that you're not using a gay stylist. Those are the BEST.
"What do you want?"
"Short but not too short you know?"
"Alright I got it. BTW your hair is FABULOUS."
And then, when I tell them to shorten it, they always act surprised. 'Oh, you want half off? Don't you think that might be too much?' It's like their first haircut, every time, these stylists.
I am not good at hair cuts.
Also - the like was intended for the comic, not my own comment. Why does this system allow me to like my own comment? I just wanted to express that this was a particularly good one. Witty and witty.