my name is joe bob i live in a large purple rock i eat cheesy bread

A Doctor with a fake PhD Wrote a poem with five lines, not three. While he was writing his trash, Firefox suddenly crashed! "I should've written it more quickly."

haiku are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator

I believe that "goes" is only one syllable. Unless you pronounce poem as po-em.

Heh, I'd have said here was two syllables, personally, but it can be two or one, depending on how you accent it, I guess. It's difficult to write a poem with only seventeen syllab...