INT. DUDE'S COMPUTER ROOM DUDE sitting at his computer. DUDE Everyone knows geeks are bad at sports. TECH DUDE Oh please. Sports are just a glorified steroids competition. TECH DUDE I'm just as coordinated as any professional sports player. DUDE Is that so? DUDE walking over beside his desk and making goal post with hands. DUDE I bet $20 you can't make this goal. TECH DUDE standing by DUDE's desk. TECH DUDE Easy money. TECH DUDE leaning over DUDE's desk. TECH DUDE grabbing a piece of paper from desk and crumpling it up. TECH DUDE Here comes the kick-off, bitch. TECH DUDE ready to flick paper-wad. DUDE Any day now, Tech Dude. TECH DUDE flicking paper-wad. Wad bouncing off monitor and through DUDE's goal. TECH DUDE Goal! DUDE Hey, no! It doesn't count if it's off the screen! TECH DUDE Then move the goddamn screen!