"future warn past" FUTURE GUY I came from the future to warn you not to go back into the past. PRESENT GUY Give me one good reason, asshole. FUTURE GUY When you meet your past self, he's a total jerk. PRESENT GUY Where'd you get that kickass visor? FUTURE GUY From yo- Stop it! You can break the cycle! FUTURE GUY Damn. I look good in a visor. PRESENT GUY You look nothing like me. I had face surgery. For obvious reasons. PRESENT GUY Well... thanks for reminding me to pick a different face. PRESENT GUY When I get to the future, I'm *totally* not going back to the past. PRESENT GUY I'll have the visor, a better face, and I won't have to deal with you. I mean me. FUTURE GUY But if you never buy the visor, then how do I get it in the first place? PRESENT GUY This concerns me... how? FUTURE GUY - but you see, that's what eventually drives you mad. WHERE does the visor come from? FUTURE GUY Eventually, you'll go back in time to rid yourself of the visor, and hopefully, the madness. PRESENT GUY Do you have any money on you? FUTURE GUY What? PRESENT GUY If we can make visors out of thin air, maybe we can money out of thin air. FUTURE GUY You're trying to profit from a time paradox? PRESENT GUY Yes. If you give me your wallet, you'll have twice as much money in the future. FUTURE GUY If that's so, then, if you give me your money, and I give it to past you, then you'll still be twice as rich, but I'll be four times as rich. FUTURE GUY Then when you take my money now, you'll get four times, but it will be squared because of the paradox and you'll get infinity. PRESENT GUY Okay, but this better work. PRESENT GUY He's running away. That can't be a good sign. Title-text: My cheap plastic visor just broke off my face and then fell to the ground, breaking into several smaller pieces. That can't be a good sign.