Free one slave, $20.
Free two slaves, $30.
What if I want to free several slaves?
Like, ten or more.
Hmmmm. I suppose I could consider a bulk discount.
What if I want to own a slave?
Own a slave? Slavery is wrong!
Then why do you have slaves?
But, how did they become slaves in the first place?
Boy, you ask alotta questions.
It ain't so important how they became slaves, or how happened into these here shackles.
None of my business. And none of yours for that matter.
Are you gonna free some slaves or are you gonna waste my time?
Why don't you just free them for free? Why are you profiting from this?
For your information, I am not. There's gonna be alotta balls and chains laying around when these guys are all free.
Who's gonna pay to haul them all off? I'm only trying to make this here operation economically viable.
Well, my head is starting to hurt. I guess I'll free two slaves. Seems like a good deal.