"Dude Goes To Linux 12/16 (Part B)" TECH DUDE What happened to Dude? HIPPIE DUDE Hash cookies. Lots of hash cookies. TECH DUDE Are you crazy? HIPPIE DUDE Dude is already high in his natural state! I tried to stop him. He thought hash cookies meant hash brown flavored. TECH DUDE Gross. Poor little guy. How long has he been passed out? HIPPIE DUDE Several hours. He mumbles a lot in his dreams. From what I can tell, he keeps getting high and passing out in his dream world. By my calculations he would have to wake up four times to wake up in reality. TECH DUDE Listen to me carefully. There is only one thing that can bring him back. We need his one true love. HIPPIE DUDE He has a girlfriend? TECH DUDE No. French fries. Go to McDonald's and get five large fries. And dammit. Make sure they're fresh. INT. MCDONALD'S HIPPIE DUDE I'd like five large fries, dammit. And make sure they're fresh. CLERK (thinking) Stinking hippies.