"Dude Goes To Linux 12/16 (Part B)"
What happened to Dude?
Hash cookies. Lots of hash cookies.
Are you crazy?
Dude is already high in his natural state!
I tried to stop him.
He thought hash cookies meant hash brown flavored.
Poor little guy. How long has he been passed out?
Several hours. He mumbles a lot in his dreams.
From what I can tell, he keeps getting high and passing out in his dream world.
By my calculations he would have to wake up four times to wake up in reality.
Listen to me carefully. There is only one thing that can bring him back. We need his one true love.
He has a girlfriend?
No. French fries. Go to McDonald's and get five large fries.
And dammit. Make sure they're fresh.
I'd like five large fries, dammit. And make sure they're fresh.